I'm just here to make you laugh. Also, I'm Alex, I'm 17 and from Chicago. I post whatever i find funny, which ranges from hockey and video games.
"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations. You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*
"ur such a qt"
am I calling you cute?
or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?
you’ll never know
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters