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Tossing Chairs
I'm just here to make you laugh. Also, I'm Alex, I'm 17 and from Chicago





"You think your life is hard? Well you should-"
Depression isn’t a fucking contest
Don’t compare your life to others.

True that. Its like a constant competition to see who has it worse in life. Its a way of making it about themselves is all

If somebody is saying that they have a bad or hard life, don’t fucking deny it. They are saying it for help not to start a competition.


Request: Goofy reads from 50 Shades of Grey


Anonymous asked:

Woah! I just discovered your blog today from your Goofy cover of “Let it Go”, and your voice acting is out of this world! May I request a section of 50 Shades of Grey in any voice you feel is appropriate? XD (Gilbert Gottfried is my personal favourite for this material, but I know it’s taxing on the voice.)

Well, I think it’s safe to say that this is NSFW.

I apologize in advance.

"Is that your dick?"
“Nope its a creature made in the Spore creature creator, why do you ask?”

  • Me: What the fuck is wrong with you, get your fucking heads in the game you shitheads otherwise fuck it you guys suck and I hate you thanks for ruining my entire dAMN LIFE
  • Person: I thought you said you liked hockey
  • Me: I do, what made you think that I don't? The hell is wrong with you?